IITians are awesome. CAT is a walk in the park for them. A BLACKI is an an everyday event for them. They land up campus jobs after a UG which is what I hope I will get when I complete my PG . In my 2 years of being caught up with this MBA maze I have been stunned by these guys. They can do ANYTHING! To honour them , I have penned down some of the amazing feats of past/present IITians, and thanks to a lil inspiration from chuck norris
So without much further ado..
- IITians can build rome in a day.
- IITians can simply walk into MORDOR.
- IITians can prove 0!=1. It is not an axiom for them.
- IITians can take a horse to the pond and make it drink.
- IITians can divide by zero.
- IITians play Minesweeper with real mines.
- IITians know the colour of water.
- IITians in USA are not assigned a Social Secuirty number, only an Atomic Number.
- IITians have counted to infinity. Twice.
- IITians know the last digit of Pi. I was told it is 7.
- IITians have the 104th element in the periodic table named after them- IITianium.



9 responses so far ↓
uRmad // May 4, 2006 at 5:09 pm |
Whoa!! Thats some amount of sarcasm there…
Srikrishnan // May 6, 2006 at 3:20 am |
Howdy….nice blog….. I too am a secret admirer of IITians… Maybe cos i found out in my 12th that i wasnt good enough to be one… Screw state board syllabus…
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God Krishna // May 6, 2006 at 4:10 am |
14% isnt soooo evil..
god krishna // May 6, 2006 at 8:06 am |
the 14% result is on the test that u told me to take…hehe.. iam a decent guy after all…
Num // May 6, 2006 at 1:17 pm |
Lol.Sour grapes?
Unlikely.
Funny stuff nevertheless.
Q // May 7, 2006 at 11:24 am |
was this sarcastic or genuine wide-eyed hero-worship
as i must have pointed out earlier..13 chases are good enough for me. thank you very much. ~sarcasm~
obviously have never bothered downloading Chase soft-copies. however, if you need them, i might temporarily forget that i am WASTING my hard drive space & internet badnwidth by downloading & sending them
Q // May 8, 2006 at 4:20 pm |
lol. i dont have them..but will keep a lookout from now on
Haresh // May 25, 2006 at 2:40 pm |
Waiting for such more revealing facts
, waiting reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Karthick // March 14, 2008 at 10:19 am |
Lmao. Nice post. Now how many can I do hmmm