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Random IITian Facts!

May 4, 2006 · 9 Comments

IITians are awesome. CAT is a walk in the park for them. A BLACKI is an an everyday event for them. They land up campus jobs after a UG which is what I hope I will get when I complete my PG . In my 2 years of being caught up with this MBA maze I have been stunned by these guys. They can do ANYTHING! To honour them , I have penned down some of the amazing feats of past/present IITians, and thanks to a lil inspiration from chuck norris :)

So without much further ado..

  • IITians can build rome in a day.
  • IITians can simply walk into MORDOR.
  • IITians can prove 0!=1. It is not an axiom for them.
  • IITians can take a horse to the pond and make it drink.
  • IITians can divide by zero.
  • IITians play Minesweeper with real mines.
  • IITians know the colour of water.
  • IITians in USA are not assigned a Social Secuirty number, only an Atomic Number.
  • IITians have counted to infinity. Twice.
  • IITians know the last digit of Pi. I was told it is 7.

  • IITians have the 104th element in the periodic table named after them- IITianium.



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9 responses so far ↓

  • uRmad // May 4, 2006 at 5:09 pm | Reply

    Whoa!! Thats some amount of sarcasm there… ;)

  • Srikrishnan // May 6, 2006 at 3:20 am | Reply

    Howdy….nice blog….. I too am a secret admirer of IITians… Maybe cos i found out in my 12th that i wasnt good enough to be one… Screw state board syllabus…
    agamecalledlife.blogspot.com
    srikrishnans.blogspot.com

  • God Krishna // May 6, 2006 at 4:10 am | Reply

    14% isnt soooo evil..

  • god krishna // May 6, 2006 at 8:06 am | Reply

    the 14% result is on the test that u told me to take…hehe.. iam a decent guy after all…

  • Num // May 6, 2006 at 1:17 pm | Reply

    Lol.Sour grapes?
    Unlikely.
    Funny stuff nevertheless.

  • Q // May 7, 2006 at 11:24 am | Reply

    was this sarcastic or genuine wide-eyed hero-worship ;) ;)

    as i must have pointed out earlier..13 chases are good enough for me. thank you very much. ~sarcasm~

    :D :D

    obviously have never bothered downloading Chase soft-copies. however, if you need them, i might temporarily forget that i am WASTING my hard drive space & internet badnwidth by downloading & sending them :) :D

  • Q // May 8, 2006 at 4:20 pm | Reply

    lol. i dont have them..but will keep a lookout from now on ;)

  • Haresh // May 25, 2006 at 2:40 pm | Reply

    Waiting for such more revealing facts ;) , waiting reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Karthick // March 14, 2008 at 10:19 am | Reply

    Lmao. Nice post. Now how many can I do hmmm

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