Random IITian Facts!

IITians are awesome. CAT is a walk in the park for them. A BLACKI is an an everyday event for them. They land up campus jobs after a UG which is what I hope I will get when I complete my PG . In my 2 years of being caught up with this MBA maze I have been stunned by these guys. They can do ANYTHING! To honour them , I have penned down some of the amazing feats of past/present IITians, and thanks to a lil inspiration from chuck norris 🙂

So without much further ado..

  • IITians can build rome in a day.
  • IITians can simply walk into MORDOR.
  • IITians can prove 0!=1. It is not an axiom for them.
  • IITians can take a horse to the pond and make it drink.
  • IITians can divide by zero.
  • IITians play Minesweeper with real mines.
  • IITians know the colour of water.
  • IITians in USA are not assigned a Social Secuirty number, only an Atomic Number.
  • IITians have counted to infinity. Twice.
  • IITians know the last digit of Pi. I was told it is 7.

  • IITians have the 104th element in the periodic table named after them- IITianium.


9 Responses to “Random IITian Facts!”

  1. Whoa!! Thats some amount of sarcasm there… 😉

  2. Srikrishnan Says:

    Howdy….nice blog….. I too am a secret admirer of IITians… Maybe cos i found out in my 12th that i wasnt good enough to be one… Screw state board syllabus…

  3. God Krishna Says:

    14% isnt soooo evil..

  4. god krishna Says:

    the 14% result is on the test that u told me to take…hehe.. iam a decent guy after all…

  5. Lol.Sour grapes?
    Funny stuff nevertheless.

  6. was this sarcastic or genuine wide-eyed hero-worship 😉 😉

    as i must have pointed out earlier..13 chases are good enough for me. thank you very much. ~sarcasm~


    obviously have never bothered downloading Chase soft-copies. however, if you need them, i might temporarily forget that i am WASTING my hard drive space & internet badnwidth by downloading & sending them 🙂 😀

  7. lol. i dont have them..but will keep a lookout from now on 😉

  8. Waiting for such more revealing facts ;), waiting reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  9. Lmao. Nice post. Now how many can I do hmmm

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